weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl)

5 days ago // 495,800 notes

breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

5 days ago // 90,587 notes

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

5 days ago // 83,213 notes

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

1 week ago // 300,768 notes

saxas:

People love watching and reading about dystopias and rebellions, but when it happens in real life suddenly those people are demonizing the resistance and championing the oppressors as the protectors of society. 

1 week ago // 38,078 notes

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood)

1 week ago // 246,511 notes

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

oopi:

ashtxnirxin:

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

image

(Source: mayormills)

1 week ago // 258,353 notes